Noise-sensitive Prints

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

'Don't be silly - how can I be disturbing your precious stamp collection?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Turn that noise down !

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

You are what you collect.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"Don't feel bad Rex: desperate measures for desperate times! That new trumpet of Young Master had to disappear..."

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"