Noise Navigator Prints

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'Of course I considered your feelings - I brought you some ear-plugs.'

"How much for a good set of earplugs?"

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Earplug salesman next to busker.

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

Noisy Artist's Model.

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

Sound Apartment

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

'Try another key, like the one that locks it.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'Whoever is making the white noise, please stop.'

'People tell me I have a loud voice.'

Nature Magnified

'Do you mind turning it down a bit? I'm trying to get on with my quiet desperation.'

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

'I'm living a life of desperation, but with teenagers, it's anything but quiet.'

'Where's her volume control.'

'A moment of silence? If only that were possible.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

I guess I am a morning person

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"This can't be good news."

"I keep thinking I can hear a hypersonic missile."

Noise: An Overview.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"