Noise Pollution Humorist Pillows

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Hoodie Hang-out

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Recycling bottle bank.

"The Nominees"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'