Noise Hunter Mugs

Street person trying get entire city to keep the noise down.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Music downloads

Noisy energy?

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The subwoofers really help."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Library Grand Opening

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Band Practice

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.