Noise Hunter Pillows

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noisy energy?

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Library Grand Opening

Band Practice

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Playing dustbins

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.