Noise Tranquility Seeker Mugs

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Silent type, eh?'

Working from OM.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Muzak's Top 10

"At last - no Trump."

Feathered frenzy

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Just in time

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Arabian island

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

Confucius say: shut up.