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'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Information Tightrope.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.