Noise Curator Gifts

Roadworks

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Jazz is Invented

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Caliologist

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Well, it's about time!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.