Noise Curator Mugs

Roadworks

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Jazz is Invented

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Caliologist

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Well, it's about time!'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"