Noir Parody Admirer Mugs

"Try not to roll in any dead gangsters today."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Ancient Racing

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

On the brink.

"Hugh fans!"

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

The Philip Marlow family

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"A haand gel...!?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"