Nocturnal Wildlife Pillows

"He's so posh...!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Zoo ice cream stands

"Something nocturnal."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

The Vigil

All-Night Diner

Gardening By The Moon

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

Bird Watching

Snail Observatory

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

"Do you see what I see?"

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

"It's daytime, so he must be sleepwalking..."

Night Cat