Nocturnal Wildlife Gifts

"He's so posh...!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Zoo ice cream stands

"Something nocturnal."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

The Vigil

All-Night Diner

Gardening By The Moon

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

Snail Observatory

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

"Do you see what I see?"

Bird Watching

"It's daytime, so he must be sleepwalking..."

Night Cat