Nocturnal Animal Enthusiast Gifts

Blue Cats

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"