Nocturnal Animal Enthusiast Pillows

Blue Cats

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The hyenas started it."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"