Pet Lover With Nocturnal Pets Pillows

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Are we there yet?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'Click it or ticket.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Bat

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'