Nobleman Pillows

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Golfing Bishop.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

The Royal Wii.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'Mother will catch you!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

cayetana de alba

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

I always felt I should have been born into royalty, Doctor Kapuchnik. If it's any consolation, Al, you're a royal pain.

The weight of winning gold.

The Duke of Earl meets the Earl of Duke:''Hey, baby, wot's happenin'!' 'Charmed!'

Bernard Hinault

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Making Things Pleasant.

"Her Ladyship wanted the portrait to have a more contemporary look."

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)