Nobleman Pillows

Some gentlemen preparing for a hunt

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Golfing Bishop.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Mother will catch you!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The weight of winning gold.

cayetana de alba

Bernard Hinault

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Making Things Pleasant.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Born to play ball.