Noble Nostalgist Pillows

The King In The Rain.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

Rapunzel as a child.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Art Gallery

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Victorian mother and daughter.

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

Two porters carry a king