No Junk Mail Enthusiast Gifts

Man refusing to accept junk mail.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

You've got snail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'It's unto thee.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Slow Connection'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

'First past the post?'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

"I still like getting snail mail except for the slime!"