No Junk Mail Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man refusing to accept junk mail.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've got snail.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'It's unto thee.'

Junk Mail.

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

'Slow Connection'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

No Junk Mail

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

'First past the post?'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Postman gives customer letter through letterbox.

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I still like getting snail mail except for the slime!"