Junk Mail Marketer Gifts

'A musician? Why don't you get a serious job, son? Come to work for me.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Just more Junk Mail."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

The Cynics.

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'