No-junk Advocate Pillows

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Smokey The Tree"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

In the art gallery

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Sawdust.

The oil trap.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'My mom invented baths!'

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

The smoking Gun

Medieval Torture

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'