Nighttime Scroller Gifts

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Questions

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

Scarecrow.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Candlestick at Night

Human evolution

Exercise for the end of the day...

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"No!"

Man and dog both have leashes.

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.