Nighttime Scroller Prints

Looking at your phone before bed is bad for you eyes. What makes you say that?

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Questions

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Scarecrow.

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Candlestick at Night

Exercise for the end of the day...

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Human evolution

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"No!"

Man and dog both have leashes.