Late-night Stroller Prints

Man and dog both have leashes.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

'The students must be back then.'

Ice Cream. Cakes. Pies. Food trucks serving sweets come out at night. The streets are desserted after dark!

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

The Starving Night

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"I used to have insomnia -- Now I just stay up really late."

'Bite people? Heavens no! He just creeps about the place in the evening, that's all.'

"Henry is a night person."