Nighttime Routine Relater Pillows

"Uh oh! This is my least-favourite part of the day."

Late night teddy reading

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"The prince, …. what's his back story?"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Read it again, Daddy!"

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."