Nighttime Prayer Practitioner Gifts

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Praying mantis.

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Saying Grace.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

Give Thanks.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

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'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

Praying.

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

Bath Time

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.