Nightly Prayers Gifts

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Amen. Please help me up."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'