Nightmare Negotiator T-Shirts

"I'm sure those scary monsters under your bed heard some scary things too."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"Tough group."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

"Listen to me, John. Tell them this is our final offer."

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

'Forget his mother. He wants to talk to an agent about selling his story!'