Nighttime Negotiators T-Shirts

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Changing Minds

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"No screen time means more scream time."

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

Unison plans strikes

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."