Nighttime Negotiators T-Shirts

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Changing Minds

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"No screen time means more scream time."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Unison plans strikes

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

London underground talks continued

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'