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"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Champagne

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

City centre pub.

Vaccine passport required

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Thank you, Sir."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Sacrlet harlot.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"