Nightlife Nostalgics T-Shirts

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bryan Ferry

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Clubbing

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

Champagne

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

City centre pub.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Vaccine passport required

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Thank you, Sir."

Sacrlet harlot.

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

A couple of birds out on the town.