Nightlife Commentator Mugs

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Bryan Ferry

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Fried chickens.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Clubbing

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The Walk of Shame