Nightclub Staff Pillows

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

"And being her agent does pay pretty well. So, what night is wet-t-shirt night anyhow...?"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Do you take dark money?"

'Once again, I fold.'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Beef Stew.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'