Nightclub Manager Pillows

"What's great about this job is the anti-social interaction."

'So - what's your problem?'

"Do you have any idea who I am?"

"There's no business like show business. . ."

'Nice legs...Yes, most tables would have collapsed by now.'

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

'So? What's the problem?'

Dance.

Club insecurity.

The Dark: Where light goes when it goes out.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The club scene is really changing."

The Stripper

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Burlyesque

Early Night Club

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"