Night-time Pathfinder Gifts

Bike lane.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pavement Artist

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"It's only the wind."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Tourist Directions

Sleepwalking Golfer

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Unusual Staircase

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

How to save mankind...

BMX riding in Bavaria

How?

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'