Night Owl Prankster Pillows

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Serenading

Camping-Pong

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Bingo night.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."