Night Owl Humor Pillows

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'It's your fault - letting him stay up to watch 'Lawrence of Arabia!'

"Of course i can talk...can you fly?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The overthinker"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Snooze Bar.

Camping-Pong