Night Owl Parent Gifts

'I'm thirsty!'

"Sleep? Who needs sleep? It's time to PARTAY!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"The overthinker"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar