Little Night Owl Gifts

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

Scary Face at Window

In basket-case.

Burning the midnight oil.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Dog Nightmares

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"The overthinker"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Serenading