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'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Clubbing

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Professional woman in pub

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Balloon tattoos

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Healthy.

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Another martini please.'

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

Chef's Choice - Restaurant Around the Corner.

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Oi! '

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."