Night In Gifts

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This place has the best happy hour."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Streets - Night

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Bingo night.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Clubbing

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Professional woman in pub

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Playing cards.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Balloon tattoos

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."