Night In Gifts

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This place has the best happy hour."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Streets - Night

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Clubbing

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Playing cards.

Professional woman in pub

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Balloon tattoos

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'