Quiet Night In Gifts

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Pyjama party

"There goes our early night."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Night Life: L.A.

PJ Parties

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

Drunk And Orderly