Quiet Night In Gifts

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Pyjama party

"There goes our early night."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

Night Life: L.A.

PJ Parties

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

"Haven't we seen this one before?"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Drunk And Orderly

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."