Nielsen Naysayer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with our Nielsen Naysayer pillows—comfortable, fun, and perfectly cheeky.

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'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.' mockup

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.' mockup

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.' mockup

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.' mockup

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

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Four Types of Test-Takers...

Four Types of Test-Takers... mockup

Four Types of Test-Takers... mockup

Four Types of Test-Takers... mockup

Four Types of Test-Takers... mockup

Four Types of Test-Takers...

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Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Traditional vs alternative medicine. mockup

Traditional vs alternative medicine. mockup

Traditional vs alternative medicine. mockup

Traditional vs alternative medicine. mockup

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

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The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

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'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.' mockup

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.' mockup

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.' mockup

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.' mockup

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!' mockup

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!' mockup

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!' mockup

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!' mockup

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

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The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.' mockup

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.' mockup

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.' mockup

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.' mockup

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

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"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation." mockup

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

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'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?' mockup

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

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"With great power comes great reward."

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward." mockup

"With great power comes great reward."

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Suggestions Get Shredded.

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded. mockup

Suggestions Get Shredded.

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"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..." mockup

"Today the House Intelligence committee began its investigation of the FBI's investigation of the House Intelligence Committees investigation of the FBI..."

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Go Back to New York

Go Back to New York mockup

Go Back to New York mockup

Go Back to New York mockup

Go Back to New York mockup

Go Back to New York

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"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you." mockup

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

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'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!' mockup

'Psst, Senator, not that one -- that's your HIDDEN agenda!'

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"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away." mockup

"There's a customer-satisfaction questionnaire for you to fill out and for us to not look at and immediately throw away."

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Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day mockup

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day mockup

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day mockup

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day mockup

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

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"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!" mockup

"The only reason I would take a job in government is to write a tell-all book!"

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'You and your aversion to needles!'

'You and your aversion to needles!' mockup

'You and your aversion to needles!' mockup

'You and your aversion to needles!' mockup

'You and your aversion to needles!' mockup

'You and your aversion to needles!'

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'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!' mockup

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

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God is dead. mockup

God is dead. mockup

God is dead. mockup

God is dead. mockup

God is dead.

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The Three Branches of Government

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government mockup

The Three Branches of Government

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"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked."

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked." mockup

"Sir, your trust me sign is crooked."

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"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer." mockup

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer." mockup

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer." mockup

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer." mockup

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

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'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!' mockup

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!' mockup

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!' mockup

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!' mockup

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

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'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.' mockup

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.' mockup

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.' mockup

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.' mockup

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

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"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards."

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards." mockup

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards." mockup

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards." mockup

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards." mockup

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards."

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'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.'

'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.' mockup

'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.' mockup

'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.' mockup

'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.' mockup

'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.'

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'I said my first no today...'

'I said my first no today...' mockup

'I said my first no today...' mockup

'I said my first no today...' mockup

'I said my first no today...' mockup

'I said my first no today...'

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Nielsen Naysayer Pillows Collection

Nielsen Naysayer Mugs

Explore our range of Nielsen Naysayer mugs—funny, witty, and perfect for sparking smiles every morning.

Nielsen Naysayer Prints

Browse our Nielsen Naysayer prints—add some clever, stylish artwork to showcase their unique perspective.

Nielsen Naysayer T-Shirts

Check out our Nielsen Naysayer t-shirts—make a statement and showcase their creative skepticism in style.