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'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

"You've got a vapeworm."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

No smoking initiative.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Smoker's Airline.

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Stop Smoking Programe.

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

"Patch?"

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"Heaven help the poor customer today, Finley quit smoking this morning!"