Nhs Warriors Gifts

Hell's Angels

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

The Cougher

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

NHS targets

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

Life on Earth - My soul is thin.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"