Nhs Critic Pillows

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Wards / Mortuary

'No, No, No we want to go down this league table!'

'I'd like you to see the Opthalmologist...just turn right out of reception travel 23 miles on the....'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Virtual Doctor

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'