Nhs Critic Pillows

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Wards / Mortuary

'No, No, No we want to go down this league table!'

'I'd like you to see the Opthalmologist...just turn right out of reception travel 23 miles on the....'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Virtual Doctor

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

The Emperor's New Clothes

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending