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Someone should be with you later, they're all on a patient care course.'

'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Fitness guru.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Get well soon!

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

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"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

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Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'