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"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Crap from the future.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Twitter censorship

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

'I can dream, can't I?'

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"At the motivational meeting, they told us to go big or go home."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

E-Books.

Due to greater bandwidth and higher download speeds, your 15 minutes of fame will be reduced to 7 seconds of celebrity.

Smart TV

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Amazon buys MGM Studios...

"If these pills don't do the trick I'll be happy to prescribe something bigger"

Aptitude tests point to a job in the wine industry for a young man with huge feet.

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'So, I says shoot him one more time just to be sure. . .'

Are you sure you want to quit?

"November 15, 2063 – leonard's eyebrows finally achieve singularity.

'Fred of Fred's Billboards. Here's my card.'

'The casting director said I shouldn't ring them, they would ring me, but that was 10 years ago!'