Making A Big Decision T-Shirts

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

How leaders fail

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I might just get a pie."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."