'Look at this advert. It looks exactly like my job!'
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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."
"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."
How About Serving Us For a Change
BREAKING FAKE NEWS
Dog bringing paper and paper boy.
"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."
'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'
'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'
The Art of Bantering!
"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"
Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.
Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)
"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"
"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"
Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.
"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."
Boy at Computer.
An expletive of editors
Lorne Greene
Supermarket Newscaster
'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'
What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.
Faith Intact
"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"
"Viewer discretion is advised, in the sense that you shouldn't curse if children are nearby
Newspaper dog
'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'
"Joe, what about you? Would you like to make a face at Mr. Trump?"
"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."
"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'
'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'
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